To the drunk idiots- A Craislist poem-Chicago

People live in the apartments above and around the new (yuppie) bar.
Please shut the fuck up.
It's 2:00AM, I'm trying to sleep, and you really really suck right now. And so do the Rolling Stones.

Fuck You.

Lust and Kisses - a Craigslist poem-Fargo

Should have left the canyon that night.
Too buzzed on Tequila. lol
We eventually figured out how to completely destroy a unique gift.
Odd, since it's what we had always desired...as chldren and lost souls.
Be well.

Nipped in the Bud - Craigslist poem

Its funny to me how you reacted.
I just was going about my day and YOU followed ME.
You're going through a battle, having to remind yourself constantly that it can't happen.
I hate to be the one who makes you falter.
So I say, dating is pointless and love isn't real.

Don't let her go for me.

I will break you.

Looking For the Girl Who Once Lived In Carbondale- Craigslist poem

I am the guy who had very long hair and a
black corvette
with a blower coming out of the hood.
I said you looked like Janis Joplin
I was married at the time and wanted you
bad
I own a home in Texas now
and would like you to come live with me
I hope you are out there

Non Attractive Guy Needs One Night Stand - Written From Craigslist Personal Ad

I'm by no means the cutest guy
but i would love to have a

NO

STRINGS

ATTACHED
relationshiP with

someone.


I'm 5'7 160 lbs,


blondish hair
with blue-green eyes.

It would make my day!