Its funny 'cause it's true.

By the way, for those who don't know it already, I am a certified nutritionist. No, really.

Anagram Stretch

A 0.8-mile stretch of northbound Interstate 287 in New Jersey contains these signs:

WASHINGTON'S HEADQUARTERS
NO TRUCKS IN LEFT LANE
LAFAYETTE AVE.
EXIT 20 MPH
BRIDGE FREEZES BEFORE ROAD SURFACE
INTERSTATE NEW JERSEY 287

To date this is the shortest reported stretch of U.S. highway whose permanent, official signs contain all 26 letters of the alphabet.

The Overly Enthusiastic Cat Lover Answer

I had no part in this question or answer. There is really someone out there who loves their cat THIS MUCH.

Q- i'm thinking of getting a cat, either a manx or a ragdoll.
what are the basic things you need to take care of a cat?
is there a bad side of getting a cat?
a good side?
also, what are the average prices of both cat breeds i'm interested in if i'm going to a breeder/pound?

plz add as much as you know about cat care in ur reply ;D


**** YEAH CATS ARE ******* COOL AS **** THEY ARE CUTE AND DAMN CUDDLY **** THEY ONLY NEED FOOD WATER TOYS AND CARE MOTHERFUCKER CATS ARE DAMN AWESOME.
Source(s):
MY OWN COOL *** CAT

Yahoo! Answers question Ten

I found this question on Yahoo! answers and couldn't resist.

I'm pregnant and I have never had sex.?
That's right just went to the doctor who confirmed it. I am 15 almost 16 and never in my life have I had sexual intercourse. But here I am 6 week pregnant! could someone PLEASE EXPLAIN this to me. Cause the doc sure couldn't!!!!



My Answer- Actually, there is a very, very rare medical condition called Burgenhoffer's disease where you don't actually have to be involved in any type of sexual activity in order to get pregnant. Here's how it happens.
When you are born, you have a certain amount of eggs in your ovaries waiting for you to hit puberty so you can start dropping. As you mature, your body releases chemicals, triggering their release. If you have Bergenhoffer's disease, your Y chromosomes have one peptide too many and when your glands start producing estrogen it is chemically imbalanced and causes your body to hoard your eggs instead of dropping them. The extra peptide causes a very volatile concoction in your reproductive organs that, in most cases, causes all eggs to die. But some scientists believe if your eggs survive, they will adapt to their hardships and start developing off of the DNA of the Y chromosomes only. This would trigger the development of the egg into an embryo without the use of sperm, therefore creating a sex free pregnancy.


Actually, I made all of that up. You have to have sex to get pregnant.

You should recognize one of these guys from your high school. Remember the kid who used to pick his nose and wipe it on the desk? Yeah, that's him in the green. And the gym teacher said he wouldn't amount to anything!

Thanks for the vid, Cary.

Yeasayer - Introduction and review

It's only seconds after the stage is surrendered that the four toe - tapping, loosely gyrating men break into an 80's - esque apocalyptic version of life in the future. The crew is an odd compilation of musical doppelgangers of the past, with uncannily familiar doubles of Buddy Holly on drums and Weird Al Yankovic on Bass.
"I can't sleep when I think about the times we're livin' in, I can't sleep when I think about the future I was born into." It's an eerie, representative theme that hangs on all of our minds, delivered by a staggering, violently convulsing lead singer.
While the stagecraft is pleasantly chaotic, the soothing, spiritual vocals and instrumentals take me to a place of order and rhythm, not to mention snap bracelets and hot pink trapper keepers.
In a desperate attempt to compartmentalize their music, Yeasayer is often compared to Brian Eno or The Talking Heads, but I realized after one experience, they are in a category all by themselves.

in admiration, yes, for he,ee

who is this ee cummings guy, who
thInks he is s o spec
ial that his name
need


not

be capitalized?
And have you read his poetry?

GOODNESS!

His punctuation skills

are a t r o c i o u s