This is a place of worship, not logic!

I got into a theological debate with a friend who happened to be quite radical in his beliefs. He said he doesn't even believe in evolution a little bit and that he puts all his faith in the bible. He thinks Genesis tells exactly how it all began and that nothing existed before. When asked how he explained fossils of creatures that walked the planet millions of years before humans he smiled, as though I were a naive layman, and said "That's easy. God created the earth with fossils embedded in the soil to test our faith. I worship God, not science. I have faith and that's all I need."

What the hell do I say to that?

I've always been a supporter of the second amendment, yet I've never felt the need to own a firearm myself. I just don't think I'm important enough to want to kill, and statistically I have a better chance of getting attacked by a rabbid dog. But obviously, some people think they are going to need a sub-machine gun when they go out to check their mail. Why do these people feel their lives are in danger on a daily basis? Because of companies like this that employ people like this and make products like this.

To the drunk idiots- A Craislist poem-Chicago

People live in the apartments above and around the new (yuppie) bar.
Please shut the fuck up.
It's 2:00AM, I'm trying to sleep, and you really really suck right now. And so do the Rolling Stones.

Fuck You.

Lust and Kisses - a Craigslist poem-Fargo

Should have left the canyon that night.
Too buzzed on Tequila. lol
We eventually figured out how to completely destroy a unique gift.
Odd, since it's what we had always desired...as chldren and lost souls.
Be well.

Windy City

Roe V Wade, Islam, rock music, liberalism and now... pink Ouiji boards?
Of all the threatening societal barriers fundamental Christianity faces, I would think they have bigger fish to fry, but apparently not. In a recent article posted on foxnews.com, Stephen Phelan, communications director for Human Life International, one of the largest international pro-life organizations and missionaries in the world says "There's a spiritual reality to it and Hasbro is treating it as if it's just a game. It's not Monopoly. It really is a dangerous spiritual game and for [Hasbro] to treat it as just another game is quite dishonest."
You know, he's right. Hasbro should probably limit their pink Ouiji board sales to tween, voodoo practicing girls in Haiti. Or maybe in Uganda so we can weed out non-christians and imprison and kill them like they want to do to the gays.
While you're at it, why don't you speak out against pink magic eight balls, or pink rabbits' feet. Hell, how about this one?
Someone should tell the fundamental Christians if they're going to get all bent and wage a war on corporations capitalizing on Americans' radical, unfounded reliance on spirits and goblins, then they should start their beef with Genesis.

It's worse than I thought

DailyKos.com contracted the pollster Research 2000 to pull together a random survey of self-identified Republicans and test the prevalence of some of the stranger ideas floating around.

The answer, sadly, is that these ideas are very prevalent.