Prayers

Some prayers from the book You Are Worthless. They made me laugh.


"Please, Easter Bunny, bring me plenty of eggs this year. And if you see Jesus, tell him we've been waiting for two thousand years for him to come back, and we're wondering if maybe he lost track of time."

"Dear God, your most visible representatives here on Earth are all a bunch of kooks. Sorry."

"Dear God, I understand that if I fail to believe in you, I'll burn in hell for all of eternity. Thanks for being such a good sport about it."