Friday, August 7, 2009

Anagram Stretch


A 0.8-mile stretch of northbound Interstate 287 in New Jersey contains these signs:

WASHINGTON'S HEADQUARTERS
NO TRUCKS IN LEFT LANE
LAFAYETTE AVE.
EXIT 20 MPH
BRIDGE FREEZES BEFORE ROAD SURFACE
INTERSTATE NEW JERSEY 287

To date this is the shortest reported stretch of U.S. highway whose permanent, official signs contain all 26 letters of the alphabet.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

The Overly Enthusiastic Cat Lover Answer

I had no part in this question or answer. There is really someone out there who loves their cat THIS MUCH.

Q- i'm thinking of getting a cat, either a manx or a ragdoll.
what are the basic things you need to take care of a cat?
is there a bad side of getting a cat?
a good side?
also, what are the average prices of both cat breeds i'm interested in if i'm going to a breeder/pound?

plz add as much as you know about cat care in ur reply ;D


**** YEAH CATS ARE ******* COOL AS **** THEY ARE CUTE AND DAMN CUDDLY **** THEY ONLY NEED FOOD WATER TOYS AND CARE MOTHERFUCKER CATS ARE DAMN AWESOME.
Source(s):
MY OWN COOL *** CAT

Yahoo! Answers question Ten

I found this question on Yahoo! answers and couldn't resist.

I'm pregnant and I have never had sex.?
That's right just went to the doctor who confirmed it. I am 15 almost 16 and never in my life have I had sexual intercourse. But here I am 6 week pregnant! could someone PLEASE EXPLAIN this to me. Cause the doc sure couldn't!!!!



My Answer- Actually, there is a very, very rare medical condition called Burgenhoffer's disease where you don't actually have to be involved in any type of sexual activity in order to get pregnant. Here's how it happens.
When you are born, you have a certain amount of eggs in your ovaries waiting for you to hit puberty so you can start dropping. As you mature, your body releases chemicals, triggering their release. If you have Bergenhoffer's disease, your Y chromosomes have one peptide too many and when your glands start producing estrogen it is chemically imbalanced and causes your body to hoard your eggs instead of dropping them. The extra peptide causes a very volatile concoction in your reproductive organs that, in most cases, causes all eggs to die. But some scientists believe if your eggs survive, they will adapt to their hardships and start developing off of the DNA of the Y chromosomes only. This would trigger the development of the egg into an embryo without the use of sperm, therefore creating a sex free pregnancy.


Actually, I made all of that up. You have to have sex to get pregnant.

Friday, July 31, 2009

You should recognize one of these guys from your high school. Remember the kid who used to pick his nose and wipe it on the desk? Yeah, that's him in the green. And the gym teacher said he wouldn't amount to anything!

Thanks for the vid, Cary.




Sunday, July 26, 2009

Yeasayer - Introduction and review

It's only seconds after the stage is surrendered that the four toe - tapping, loosely gyrating men break into an 80's - esque apocalyptic version of life in the future. The crew is an odd compilation of musical doppelgangers of the past, with uncannily familiar doubles of Buddy Holly on drums and Weird Al Yankovic on Bass.
"I can't sleep when I think about the times we're livin' in, I can't sleep when I think about the future I was born into." It's an eerie, representative theme that hangs on all of our minds, delivered by a staggering, violently convulsing lead singer.
While the stagecraft is pleasantly chaotic, the soothing, spiritual vocals and instrumentals take me to a place of order and rhythm, not to mention snap bracelets and hot pink trapper keepers.
In a desperate attempt to compartmentalize their music, Yeasayer is often compared to Brian Eno or The Talking Heads, but I realized after one experience, they are in a category all by themselves.



Wednesday, July 8, 2009

in admiration, yes, for he,ee


who is this ee cummings guy, who
thInks he is s o spec
ial that his name
need


not

be capitalized?
And have you read his poetry?

GOODNESS!

His punctuation skills

are a t r o c i o u s

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Confessions of Sergeant Francois Bertrand




"When I was 7 or 8 years old, my parents noticed that I was inclined to a special maladjustment that drove me to go for walks in the darker spots of woods, where I stayed for entire days in absolute sadness.

On the 23rd or 25th of February 1847, a strange kind of fury seized me and made me do the things for which I was arrested. Here is how it happened. One day, I went for a walk in the country with one of my friends when we came by a cemetery; we entered it, to satisfy our curiousity. Someone had been buried the day before; the undertaker, surprised by rain, had not finished covering the grave and had left his tools on the ground. When I saw this, I was overcome with gloomy thoughts. I suffered from a violent headache; my heart got carried away and I couldn't control myself anymore. I gave my friend the excuse that I had to go back to town immediately and when I got rid of him, I went back to the graveyard. I picked up a shovel and I started to dig the grave. When I finally removed the corpse from its tomb, I started to hit it with the shovel, driven by a rage I cannot explain. But a worker suddenly appeared at the cemetery's gate. I stood up, but then I saw no one. The man had gone to alert the authorities. I climbed out of the grave, and after re-covering the corpse with dirt, I jumped over the graveyard's wall...

Four months had passed since this happened. In the meantime, I stayed quiet; we had come back to Paris, and I believed that my madness had disappeared completely when my friends invited me to come and visit the Pere-Lachaise cemetery.

I enjoyed the dark alleys of this graveyard quite a bit, and I decided to come back for a walk during the night. I entered into the cemetery at 9 PM by climbing the wall. I strolled around for half an hour, my mind filled with black thoughts, then I started to dig a grave with my bare hands; I tore the body into pieces, then I left. It happened in June.

Then came the February 1848 cases. At this period, the regiment started to go on the road, and we only came back in Paris in June. We were camping near a village in the suburbs of Amiens, so I only came back to Paris on the 17th of July. After a few days of rest, the sickness came back, more violent than ever. We were staying in the Ivry Camp; at night, the guards were posted very near and their instructions were very severe, but nothing could stop me. I climbed out of the camp every night, to go to the Montparnasse Cemetery, where I satisfied my lust.

The first victim of my fury was a young girl whose limbs I scattered after having mutilated her. This desecration took place on July 25, 1848 Ever since then, I only came back twice to that cemetery. The first time, at midnight, under a bright moon, I saw a guard walking down an alley, a pistol in his hand. I was perched on a tree, near the surrounding wall, ready to climb down into the graveyard; he walked by me, but did not see me. When he was far enough from me, I left without even trying to do a thing. The second time, I dug up the remains of an old woman and a child; I treated them the same way as my other victims. I cannot remember when this happened. The other cases happened in a cemetery where only suicide victims and people who died in hospitals are buried. The first individual that I dug up in this place was a drowned corpse that I disemboweled. It was on July 30. You must notice that I seldom mutilated men. I did not take pleasure from it, whereas I had a great time mutilating the corpses of women. I do not know why.

By November 6, 1848, I dug up and mutilated four bodies, two men and two women. The women were at least 60 years old. I cannot remember the exact dates of these exhumations, but they happened every two weeks.

On November 6, at 10 p.m., someone shot at me while I was climbing the graveyard's wall. I was not hit. This fact did not discourage me. I laid on the wet ground and slept for at least 2 hours in the winter cold. I then entered the graveyard, where I dug up the body of a drowned woman. I disemboweled her...

At first, I committed these excesses only after drinking a pint of wine, but I never did this again under the influence of alcohol. Simple annoyance was enough to drive me to such extremes.

You could believe that I was also prone to assault living persons, but on the contrary, I was extremely kind to everybody. I wouldn't hurt a child. So I am sure that I have no enemies. All the non-commissioned officers appreciated my frankness and my cheerfulness."

Labels