Bread Pudding

Bread Pudding, Bread Pudding,
you ambiguous rascal you,
claiming to be bread
and of the pudding family too,
when in actuality
you are neither of the two.

Your following is cult-like,
with few devoted fans
hoarding your deliciousness,
for no one understands
that your blatant lack of texture
is what makes you so grand.

You are cinnamon and raisin,
you are bread with crust attached,
you are swirls of mushy goodness
that simply can't be matched
providing satisfaction
batch after batch after batch.