I found this website dedicated to Spam Haikus. I was disappointed to see they have stopped taking submissions so, of course, I turned to the trusty blog.
If SPAM was a sport
I believe that it would be
sweeter than curling.
I wish they would call
all unwanted junk email
VIENNA SAUSAGE.
SPAM is good with eggs
oh wait, who am I kidding?
SPAM is just plain good.
If SPAM was a bird
its feathers would be bright, and
it would mate for life.
1 comment:
i might've teared up a little.
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