It's every parent's worst nightmare: A drug deal goes bad in the next apartment and the bullets start flying. Your baby, fast asleep in his cozy farm animal quilt, has to dodge lead because mommy and daddy didn't have the resources to buy him a bulletproof crib.
Well, worry no more. At bulletproofbaby.net you can find everything from bulletproof strollers to baby face shields and toddler tasers.
Now I don't have to worry when me and the tykes go for a walk in Compton.
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