This Chain Email thing is out of control!!!

Experts agree that the 9/11 attack plan called for 5 terrorists on each of the 4 planes used in the attacks. It was discovered that there were only 4 terrorists on flight 93 which went down in Shanksville, Pennsylvania. It had been posited that the 20th hijacker was a neer-do-well in Minnesota who failed to secure the necessary flight training.

Sources close to the McCain campaign have stated that there is reason to believe that Senator Obama was supposed to be the 20th hijacker.

There were a number of individuals who had purchased tickets for flight 93, but did not board the flight. Among the list is the name of an individual who was to connect with flight 93 from Chicago. The person in question's name was B.H. O'Hara. Mr. O'Hara apparently missed his flight which departed Chicago.

McCain staffers have pointed out the lack of evidence that Barack Obama did not use the alias "O'Hara" to purchase the flight tickets. They cite the identical vowels in the two surnames as being more than mere coincidence.

McCain staffers went on to say that there is also no evidence that would prove that Obama has not secretly and anonymously secured flight training.

It was also pointed out that Obama's father lived in Africa which is the same continent where al Qaeda bombed US embassies, and where Somalia is located.

The McCain campaign is currently crafting a TV spot which will focus on the astonishing lack of evidence that Obama was not supposed to be the 20th hijacker.